Jimmy Kimmel’s Attempt To Get Vasectomy Goes Uncomfortably Awry

Jimmy Kimmel tried to make use of his break day because of the writers strike to get a vasectomy.

Nevertheless it didn’t fairly go as deliberate, as he defined to fellow late-night hosts Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon, Seth Meyers and John Oliver on their “Strike Drive 5” podcast.

He made the appointment, and shaved his testicles to organize.

“It’s difficult, and it’s a little bit bit scary,” he stated. “There’s nothing clean down there. It’s like shaving chewing gum.”

Kimmel visited the physician, had an examination ― after which was informed the precise process would require a second appointment.

Already the day didn’t go as deliberate.

However then it took a flip for the bizarre when Kimmel’s Uber driver overheard him speaking about his vasectomy plans and steered another choice as an alternative: “semen retention.”

That left the opposite hosts baffled.

“Did he have a bunch of jars within the entrance seat?” Colbert questioned.

“It it like holding in a sneeze?” Fallon requested.

“Truthfully I feel it’s one thing he discovered about on one among these podcasts these younger guys hearken to,” Kimmel stated.

He added that the motive force claimed semen retention allowed him to “manifest” his needs.

“Then he stated him assembly me within the Uber was one among his needs and it manifested one way or the other,” Kimmel stated. “We had a really lengthy journey dwelling.”

“I feel you could have inadvertently clicked that field on the Uber app to ‘please speak to me about semen retention,’” Oliver stated. “That’s both a one-star journey or a five-star journey. And I feel it is perhaps each.”

Hear Kimmel clarify what occurred beneath on the podcast, which is to assist help their out-of-work employees members: